FOR SALE

"aiwa, pakilala mo naman kami sa chicks."

"aiwa, bigyan mo naman kami ng ULAM. [lol]"

"aiwa, pakilala mo naman kami sa friends mo. yung mgnda ha."

"aiwa bigyan mo naman ako ng chick jan."

DO I LOOK LIKE AN EFFIN CHICKEN TO GIVE YOU CHICKS!? [lmao. im not mad bitches]

so to put a stop to the intriguing[ly] irritating KULIT. i am putting you in auction. i have to ask for gab first for this to be posted on multiply. HAHA. :))

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GAB JOVES : THE COACH

nice bod girls, athletic, smart [no, really?] active and outgoing.

cons: looks and acts retard like OFTEN.

but yes, he's CUTE.

ANDREW APUYA : THE RICH KID

nuff said. haha

VERY ARTISTIC-LY MAGALING. he just know everything [i suppose]

he's super sweet. his cool gadget-thingys rocks me LOWL.

cons: he's rich and kuripot. HAHA [pero minsan lang naman]

GIAN MENDOZA : THE PERFECT

he's the perfect man alive. with the stereotype 'maginoo pero mejo bastos' cliches that filipina girls dig, this guy is not just a pretty face. he's your perfect mate.

he's in no nonsense talk. i swear you wont get bored. next, he's SENSIBLE and SWEET and LOYAL, SENSITIVE, FUN.. can i just say perfect?

hot bod+brains+heart= PERFECT GUY.

cons: ofcourse may CONS padin. GIAN IS VAIN. and he wont stop until he satisfies his vanity. that means walking for more than 5 hours non-stop bust because he's looking for 'SHOES', aaaand he's UNLUCKY haha. [secret eh sorry]

NEXT time na yung iba kong bitch/es. HAHA. inaantok na me

PIMP-fun.